I did it

I did it! I went down to the Santa Maria Courthouse yesterday wearing a sexy string bikini with a sheer orange skirt and my lucky white high heeled sandals. I walked the parameter holding up a canvas sign that I had painted the words American Hot Mama and Americanhotmama.com!

While I walked through the crowds hundreds of people snapped my picture and hundreds more video taped me! I was interviewed by dozens of reporters from all over the world! It was a thrill and a publicity stunt at the same time.

I cant explain how amazing it felt to be huddled right in the middle of the action right above me perched on a ladder his Irish fans and right next to me his African American fans shushing the crowds so that we could overhear the tiny radio that would soon hold Michael Jackson's fate

AHM got 65000 hits! We had lots of sign ups! And a lot of exposure. And I met some journalists that will run stories on AHM in the future exciting!!!

For more than a year, Michael Jackson’s loyal fans had made the trek to the squat Santa Maria county courthouse to express their support in his time of need. And yesterday, as their role model and hero was acquitted on all charges in his child molestation trial, they exploded with joy and insisted with the conviction of true believers that there were never any grounds to prosecute him in the first place.

“This is the most beautiful day of my life,” said Tarik Remila, a French design student who flew from France specially to be outside the courthouse for the verdict. “ What I feel is an absolute joy. Michael has refound the dignity that was taken from him. He’s stayed very strong and generous – and that’s a form of inspiration in itself.”

As the not guilty verdicts on all 10 counts were transmitted live on an audio feed within earshot of the banner-waving fans on Miller Street, a chorus of cheers erupted, growing stronger with every exoneration. Among their many chants, the word “innocent” became a proclamation, and then a mantra.

Several fans threw confetti into their air, leaving a trail of white paper on the pavement long after they had moved on to Neverland, Mr. Jackson’s ranch half an hour’s drive to the south.

There were groups from France, from Italy, from Poland. There were groups of young punks for Michael, African Americans for Michael, religious zealots for Michael, even one young woman in a bikini who said she was a hot mama for Michael.

News of the verdict came so fast – the court announced that the jury had returned a verdict just one hour before the hearing – that the streets were relatively sparsely populated. It was also hard to escape the impression, with so many television cameras around, that at least some of the fans were in it for the media exposure as much as the Michael worship.

Gabrielle Sunheart, the hot mama from AmericanHotMamas.com, had to insist to a skeptical crowd: “I am intelligent, not just blonde and big-boobed!” She said the Arvizo family, whose testimony was the foundation of the criminal charges, were “scheming scoundrels who should be kicked out of this country… They were too lazy to make it on their own so they tried to take advantage of someone who has already fulfilled the American dream. Shame on them.”

Passing cars honked in support of the Gloved One. One pick-up truck was spray-painted with the words: “Fire Tom Sneddon” – a reference to the Santa Barbara County district attorney who spent more than $1 million in scant county funds to bring the case, only to be humiliated by his failure to secure a single guilty verdict, even on the relatively minor charges of feeding alcohol to minors.

The joy of the fans felt just a touch stage-managed, though, as did some of the fury they seemed ready to unleash if the verdicts had come down differently. One banner, rapidly abandoned and tossed to the ground, read: “This is a set-up to bring down the king of pop.”

And for some reason this site is talking smak about AHM from some add I put up on CL!

Stayed home from work today .. [cough cough] @ 04:57 pm

Hi There!

Okay, so I'm watching the Michael Jackson verdict. It'll probably be read by the time I finish this post.

I could really, really, care less about the Michael Jackson verdict. I think Michael Jackson is a very talented entertainer, and I love most of his music. My dad was a HUGE Motown fan, and so I was into MJ before he was cool. I was into Michael Jackson BEFORE Thriller came out. I used to blast Jackson 5 albums on my parents' record player when I was 6 years old, in 1977.

Sure, he's a little weird. Okay, he's a LOT weird. Is being weird a crime? God I hope not. If being weird is a crime, then I think all of you people are accessories to my larcenous behavior, just by belonging to my friends list. You are all implicit in weirdness.

That being said, I think it's entirely possible that he molested some little kids. If this is the case, then fuck it, he deserves to be beaten and raped in prison. I don't think that being a talented performer and a fairly good singer automatically exonerates him, any more than it means that he IS guilty. But I acknowledge that I can never know all the details of the case. No matter the verdict, the jury may very well be wrong. The only people that will ever know for sure, are Michael himself, and those little kids that were with him.

So, I wasn't really interested in the revelation of the verdict. It's a media circus, and I had no desire to watch the slow train wreck of justice plod through the Santa Maria Courthouse. But then, I happened to be indoors, on the internet, and noticed that the verdict was (is) about to be read. Wow, history. So I figured I might as well turn the TV on and watch the verdict. This should be interesting.

[waits]

But what I really wanted to post about happened just BEFORE the verdict was about to be read. The camera panned slowly past the hundreds of Michael Jackson supporters, assembled outside the courthouse. Many fans assume that Jackson is unquestionably innocent, and that the charges against him are pure American racism. I don't really think racism has anything to do with it, but that's just me as a silly white man. In fact, they just read they verdict now, and the crowd of supporters is gowing absolutely joyously apeshit.

So, I'm watching the crowd of supporters, and they pan past a drop-dead gorgeous woman holding a large sign reading "AMERICAN ... something...".

I was curious about what it said, (and of course the drop-dead gorgeous chick) so I TiVo'ed back a few seconds to see what this woman had to say about Poor Mister Jackson.

The sign reads: AMERICAN HOT MAMAS at americanhotmamas.com

It's a pretty girl doing an advertisement for PORN, admist a throng of mindless Michael Jackson fans, on national television, in the middle of one of the biggest trials of recent memory.

Dude, I fucking LOVE this country.

I must admit that she was the only one worth tunning in my set for everday during that media circus. After that I found the hot mama site a few days later and was treated to a gallery of pictures that had my computer ready to melt from the heat that each and every photo contained.. once again the seductive energy of gabrielle was set free on the pages of her site to the viewing pleasure of all her fans and admirers alike and the gorgeous beach goddess that holds all viewers to the wonder that is "Gabrielle" will captivate and spell bound you in every sense of the words that is" HOT MAMA" In the words of this reporter/ fan, "Gabrielle" is a dream come true that has the right stuff !!!!