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Horoscopes!

Learn how to attract and keep someone around according to his Astrological Sun Sign.  All you have to do is find out their birthday.  We did the research!  Enjoy!  Written by Gabrielle

                                                                                                                      

Aries

March 21st  – April 19th

These fire sign natives are fun and a little crazy; so don’t be shy around this one.  And don’t forget the compliments either.  Aries think they deserve praise so they will never suspect you as insincere.  A perfect date suggestion is a sporting or outdoors event.  But all it can be is a suggestion because Aries cannot and will not be dictated.  Also do not suffocate or act desperate for this one's affection.  Be confident and fun to be around and you will have far greater chances.

 

Taurus

April 20th – May 20th

This practical earthling is gentle and simple.  He simply does not want a relationship unless it is going to last.  To display your long term appeal refer to that old saying, you get to a man's heart through his stomach.  Cook a good hardy meal for this guy and don’t skimp.  He loves good home cooking.  Build trust through friendship and quality conversation topics.  This one is worth any extra effort put out because he is faithful, trustworthy, and more often than not Mr. Right.

 

Gemini

May 21st – June 20th

Gemini is an air element sign.  So in order to get this guys attention looks are good but wits and humor are far greater.  You will impress him if you know a lot about an interesting subject.  You will have a great time on a date with this one he knows how to show you a good time.  If he dose not seem committed to you that’s because most likely he is not.  But don’t let that get you down.  And absolutely don’t try to rush him into a relationship.  Because he will avoid you if that’s what it seems like to him.  Its in your better interest to be slightly old fashioned.  Don’t call him.  And don’t rush into a sexual relationship. 

 

Cancer

June 21st –July 22nd

Why does the water crab have a shell?  To protect his fragile little self.  How do you get this typically good looking guy out of his shell to open up to you?  Sincere praise.  Confide in him and see what happens.  Suggest a good restaurant and a concert.  This is a trustworthy guy but keep in mind he won’t commit right away.  You've got to be patient with him.  Always be yourself and tell him what is on your mind.  If you can put up with this one's temporary moodiness you’ll be fine.

 

Leo

July 23rd – August 22nd

This great fire lion will sweep you off your feet.  And if you shower him with endless compliments and undying devotion you have it made.  That is if you can endure the dramatic end of things.  This guy will attract attention even when he isn’t trying to.  So if you’re shy don’t even go after this guy.  If you can handle the wild ride and this guys whims your best off going with the flow and treating him like the royal king he is.  Don’t wear too much makeup or perfume and don’t reveal that you are dating other men if you happen to be doing so.  After all the world revolves around him.

 

Virgo

August 23rd – September 22nd

This Earth Virgin is a good guy in general.  He seems to be masculine and in firm control but don’t be afraid to look deeper than that.  He is sensual and receptive to a woman’s needs.  Yet definitely on the picky side looks are important but not as important as respect and a loving nature.  If you want him you have to display a unique and giving nature.  He will be weary if you are too outgoing or wild.  But if you are gentle and intelligent you are in the door as long as you have long-term relationship qualities. 

 

Libra

September 23rd – October 22nd

This guy is Air element ruled.  But unlike Gemini he is much easier to attain.  He basically wants mom back in his life.  And he wants to be balance so suggest a health food restaurant and hiking.  You can call him whenever you want because he wants the attention and don’t be afraid to ask him for what you want.  A true Libra will buy you what you want.  He will put more value into you if he ends up spending money on you so make him invest in you.  He will be honest with you and makes a great boyfriend.  Never demand something out of a Libra.  Just ask nicely.  That is what will get you anything you want from him.

    

Scorpio

October 23rd – November 21st

This water scorpion is so cute but boy does this guy have a sting.  If you have a fragile ego or low self esteem look elsewhere for a boyfriend.  If not keep this guy around through paying good attention to him.  Listen to what he says and be respectful.  You will have a lot of fun with him by participating in water sports.  A great first date idea is a visit to the nearest waterslide park.  Don’t be dull or fake because that in no way appeals to this sign.  And don’t forget to forgo any conversations about other guys.  He is the jealous type.  But he is cute and fun to be around.    

 

Sagittarius

November 22nd December 21st

This fire hunting man needs excitement and a good chase.  So to be the only excitement in his life you need to be smart, funny and athletic. Be yourself and have fun.  He will no doubt show you a good time.  But try not to get to attached because having a long-term relationship with him is rare.  If you want to up your chances make him get to know you well before sleeping with you.  And let him do the calling.  And don’t always be available.  Remember he needs a good hunt.  So show him a good time and laugh and be yourself and suggest fun things for you guys to do the next time your available. 

 

Capricorn

December 22nd – January 19th

This earthly guy is a good catch if you can appreciate practicality.  You can retain his attention by being interesting.  And by suggesting evenings filled with art show, open mike nights at the local café, or museums.  Going to a bookstore or a palm reader is also a good choice.  Always be on time for your dates.  And make yourself look sexy without being too showy.  It’s hard at times to get a Capricorn to open up to you and at times they can seem jaded.  They are either able to commit or they are not.  If not try to value him as a friend he makes a great one.  If he is ready for a relationship be careful he will want to marry.

 

Aquarius

January 20th – February 18th

This friendly air sign man is so friendly you will swear he has a crush on you.  Hold on their for a moment though it takes more than just making him smile to attain him.  After all he smiles at everyone.  And he is interested in everything.  Above all though he does have a good heart.  So how do you get his heart focused on your direction?  Be forward and upfront with him.  Ask him if he wants to go to a science fair or work on a humanitarian project with you.  He loves both to do both of those things.  Don’t be fake with him.  He is never contented where he is so don’t take it offensively.  And don’t try to attain him.  Let him move at his own speed.  Passion is not important to him.  Communication is.

 

Pisces

February 19th March 20th

This water fish is so beautiful and romantic.  A great romance can develop with this guy.  You will attract him through conversations of poetry and anything in the supernatural field.  Particularly reincarnation.  He will most likely have an interest in the arts so bringing up this subject is always a good idea.  Pisces have a good amount of compassion.  But avoid drowning them in your problems.  Always greet him with gentle flattery. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

‘Scopes

 Natasha Lewin comes to AHM from years of astrological research and a few
days' worth of improv classes. As a true Aries, Natasha has a insatiable
lust for life and uses humor in most of her writing. She is a columnist for
many different publications such as High Times, Yellow Rat Bastard and Brown
Bag Magazine and is also a lustrology columnist  for sexherald.com.

 

Pisces (Feb. 23 – March 20): The beginning of the year is always a great time for Pisces to start new endeavors. Pisces thrive on new starts and firsts. If you have been sitting on an idea lately, now is the time to bring it to fruition while your mind is still fresh and virtually dripping with anticipation for something original. Soon this momentum will die down. Take advantage while you can!

Aries (March 21 – April 20): Aries need to watch out for that one person who’s looking to drag you down. Someone wants to see you fail, bad. Whether it’d be revenge, jealousy, or an ex—beware of those trying to implant themselves so quickly into your life. Make sure these advancements are delivered with good intentions and are from the heart. The one who is seeking your downfall is a wolf in sheep’s clothing. Be smart!

Taurus (April 21 – May 20): There’s something to be said about dating a much, much younger man. It’s time you Taurus’ looked into the benefits of the Kutcher/Moore relationships. The problems you’ve been experiencing in most relationships are not age-based, are they? They are passion based. And what’s a better path to passion than a man a few years your junior who thinks you are too good for HIM?? Sweep them up, but remember not too young. They still prosecute for that…

Gemini (May 21 – June 21): Take that class you’ve been going back and forth on. It’s time you learned a new skill you can perfect like all the others. If you don’t stimulate your mind learning new trades and gaining more knowledge, you Gemini’s get stagnant and bored. Soon everything around you starts to stale. Make sure you start your year out expanding your mind, not hindering it.

Cancer (June 22 – July 20): ‘Tis the year to pay off your debt. It’s time you took those credit cards and put them in the freezer. No matter how cute the shoes are or the jacket is, DO NOT BUY IT. Be responsible with your money this year. Remember, no one is going to take care of you the way YOU take care of you. As nice as it is to buy yourself gifts ever once in awhile, you also need to make sure you can afford it too.

Leo (July 21 – Aug. 21): 2005 is Leo’s lucky year. Stop to pick up that penny and throw salt over your back. It will all pay off. As long as you keep your wits about you and stay positive you cannot fail. Keep all negative people at an arm’s length this year. They merely want you to join them in their doldrums. If you stay solid and a keep a clear head, even the worst of lethargians can’t phase you. Take advantage of it.

Virgo (Aug. 22 – Sept. 20): When’s the last time that worrying got you anything but another gray hair and another wrinkle? It’s not worth your time thinking the worst and trying to expect the best. Let life lead you. The world will not come to an end if you do not stress yourself out about the worst possible scenario. Let life happen. That’s when it starts getting good.

Libra (Sept. 21 – Oct. 22): I hope your New Year Resolution this year was to stop complaining because it has created a domino effect for everyone around you. Libras have very influential personalities. The people closest to you are effected by your point of view. The negativity you have been showering on the world has dampened not only your decisions, but them as well. Since misery enjoys nothing more than company, you and your friends are spinning into a vicious circle of pessimism. It’s time to stick your chin up and crawl out of the muck. Be a leader, lead you and them back into the sunshine.

Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 23): Now that the holidays are over, you can really get started on that diet and cut back on all the alcohol. It sounds good to say you are going back to the gym and that the bottle is put away, but it’s much better to actually DO it. Once you get into the swing of things, like anything you put your mind to, staying healthy and keeping yourself fit will be like second nature. If you put it off any longer though, it will never get done.

Sagittarius (Nov. 24 – Dec. 24): So your sex life is dwindling? Whose fault is that?? Now is the time to sit down with yourself and spell out what it is you really want from the bedroom. No one, no matter how good or how bad they may be in the sack, can give you what you want unless you know yourself. Complaining and/or accepting doesn’t change things. You want some passion? Only you hold the key to what’s entailed.

Capricorn (Dec. 25 – Jan. 21): When you are feeling like you’re about to slip back into that winter funk just start laughing. It sounds maniacal, I know, but Capricorns have infectious giggles. So once you start laughing, those around you will pick it up. Even if they have no idea what it is you are chuckling about…even if YOU have no idea too. Remember, nothing bad has ever come from a laugh.

Aquarius (Jan. 22 – Feb. 22): Screw your diet!! If you want chocolate, have some. A piece or two, not a whole box. But still, it’s been proven time over—chocolate is good, not only for your heart, but your blood, your mind, your SEX LIFE, and your general well-being. Don’t cut out something so beneficial to you just because you want to lose 5 pounds. Sometimes the best way to succeed is to treat yourself along the way.

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