When your ex was taught to high dive
by a goon named Tony the Tuna
and your father in law did drivebys
from Jersey to Altoona ....

when your living room is furnished
in stuff that fell off a truck
and your hubby's packing heat.
I'd say you had it rough.

When you sent the kids to classes
and never felt you had to follow
cuz the FBI curb tailed their asses
from an unmarked Chevy Impala

I'd say you had the best and worst
of the  made-men, bad guy world.
if it left you with a red wine thirst
and hair that's permanently curled!!