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Dear Dr. Dot,

My boyfriend wanks all the time, sometimes he is even too tired for sex with me. Can a guy be addicted to wanking, porn, or both?

Suzy Cream-cheese

A.

Dear Suzy,

A man doesn't necessarily need porn to wank. Throughout their day, they gather sexy images they see,  for example, a hot waitress bending down to wipe the floor or some cleavage they saw on the underground and they store these hot images in their "wank bank" for use later when they are wanking, or even fucking their girlfriend to spice things up. There is nothing wrong with wanking, it's like breathing for them, you can't stop it and shouldn't even try to, don't even mention it, no one fucks them like their hand. Porn is the best invention on earth as far as men are concerned. 99.9% of men watch porn. It's fine as long he doesn't leave it laying around for all to see or let it replace your sex life. You could suggest wanking with him. You both watch a "video" together and lie side by side and wank (if you don't know what wank means, it's slang for masturbate- it's shorter and sounds better than "jerking off"- I fucking HATE that term). Or ask him if he will let you watch him wank, in order to please him better or vice versa. If he isn't into any of that, just let him wank away, you can't compete with a man's hand and at least he is fucking his hand and not other women.

Dr. Dot

Q.

Hey Dr Dot,

how can I get my chick to let me fuck her ass? I love anal but she won't go for it.

Ass Man

A.

Watching girls in porn get it up the ass leads men to believe we all secretly want it in the poop shoot. Honestly, it's a real pain in the ass and those eager chicks in porn are getting paid to act like they want it in the ass. Don't let those videos fool you.

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